Mood:  chatty
Topic: Tuesday is Choose day


Would you rather:

* always taste bacon everytime you burp OR have your farts smell like roses?

I don't burp or fart

* be known to the people in your neighborhood as "the peeping tom" OR "the dumpster diver"?
A Peeping Tom - I see all (or at least want to :-) )

* suddenly be attracted to the sex opposite what you are currently attracted to now OR suddently want to be the sex opposite what you currently are?
I wanna be a boy - a boy a boy - I can whip it out to pee whenever the hell I want - I wanna be a boy

* kill a puppy with your bare hands and win $100,000 OR pay somebody else $75,000 to kill the puppy and you only win $25,000?

I wouldn't kill a puppy - screw the money - what did the little puppy do to me - that's not nice