Mood:  a-ok
DAMN IT'S COLD! Gotta love this Canadian weather brrrr!!! Well I don't really have much to say today - so I'm just typing for the hellovit ... okay I'm done ... on to the dailies...

Mood:  chatty
Topic: Tuesday is Choose day


Would you rather:

* always taste bacon everytime you burp OR have your farts smell like roses?

I don't burp or fart

* be known to the people in your neighborhood as "the peeping tom" OR "the dumpster diver"?
A Peeping Tom - I see all (or at least want to :-) )

* suddenly be attracted to the sex opposite what you are currently attracted to now OR suddently want to be the sex opposite what you currently are?
I wanna be a boy - a boy a boy - I can whip it out to pee whenever the hell I want - I wanna be a boy

* kill a puppy with your bare hands and win $100,000 OR pay somebody else $75,000 to kill the puppy and you only win $25,000?

I wouldn't kill a puppy - screw the money - what did the little puppy do to me - that's not nice

Topic: Daily Dirt


*ring ring*
Tell me what will you answer if you receive such a caller...

Tuesday, January 13, 2004

1. "Hello... Where are you?"
Helllooo.... Helloooo... sorrry my phones breaking out I can't hear you - helloooo - can you hear me now? *click*

2. "I've been watching you..."
You're not the only one!

3. "You messin' with my man??!!"
Sorry - you got the wrong number...

4. "What's your name?"
What's yours?

5. "Show me the money..."
Money - where? What money - whose money? Can I have some

Another Week (Few days left till payday - whoo hoo!!!)
I thought I would be blogging over the weekend - didn't happen - instead I was doing chores.... As I said The Boyfriend went up North skiing with his boys and I stayed home...

He came back on Sunday - in time to take me to Build-a-Bear ... I am making a Home Video to send back to my Grandmom in Zimbabwe for her 60th Birthday (since I won't be able to go down).... so I "Built-a-bear" for her - while The Boyfriend filmed me.

We just vegged out when we got home - The Boyfriend ordered the Hustler Channel on Cable (coz one of his buddies has it - 24 hour porn)... and we watched a bit of porn - mostly amateur - but amusing all the same - although I did find some of it disturbing - they were doing a special called "Real College Girls" or something - where they go around to several colleges to see girls who will participate in a porno - the girls show their Student Cards as proof that they are infact students at their respective college, the first girl slept with 2 guys she didn't know (big deal right) - but the thing I found disturbing was that they did not use protection... Like WTF? and pretty much the same for all girls - One was a British girl - she got DP'd by her boyfriend and his friend - again no protection .... Shouldn't these people be using protection? - I mean really...

Just a thought...

Topic: Unconscious Mutterings

1. Mitchell:: Joni
   
2. Mercury:: Freddy
   
3. Cycle:: Period
   
4. Engagement:: Wedding
   
5. Alternative:: Arrangements
   
6. Gang:: Bang
   
7. Emotional::Tears
   
8. Skinny:: Dip
   
9. Hypochondriac::Ill
   
10. Insecure:: women
    

Topic: Daily Dirt


Death...


Monday, January 12, 2004

1. When do you think you will die?
)When my time is up.

2. How will you die?
)In my sleep

3. Will anyone die along with you?
No - I'll die alone in a quiet room - nobody will know for days

4. What happens after you die?
Everyone goes into a state of depression because of their loss (ME)

5. Do you believe in life after death?
I dunno, hold a second, lemme ask my boy... "PAC, how you figure I should answer this?"

Topic: Past, Present, Future
PAST: Did you, or did you not, eat your vegetables as a youngster?

I loved my veggies :-)EXCEPT OKRA

PRESENT: What sorts of veggies will and won't you eat nowadays?

The Boyfriend doesn't eat veggies - therefore I don't - but I'll eat any veggies anytime I get a chance - EXCEPT OKRA

FUTURE: Which would you rather end up: Vegetable or mineral? (We're assuming you're currently an animal, here. If otherwise, you should really let us know.)

I'm a vegetable (OKRA) which is why I wouldn't eat OKRA coz that would make me a cannibal

Past, Present Future

Topic: Quizilla Results

You are Form 1, Goddess: The Creator.

"And The Goddess planted the acorn of life.
She cried a single tear and shed a single drop
of blood upon the earth where she buried it.
From her blood and tear, the acorn grew into
the world."

Some examples of the Goddess Form are Gaia (Greek),
Jehova (Christian), and Brahma (Indian).
The Goddess is associated with the concept of
creation, the number 1, and the element of
earth.
Her sign is the dawn sun.

As a member of Form 1, you are a charismatic
individual and people are drawn to you.
Although sometimes you may seem emotionally
distant, you are deeply in tune with other
people's feelings and have tremendous empathy.
Sometimes you have a tendency to neglect your
own self. Goddesses are the best friends to
have because they're always willing to help.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Weekend Plans
T.G.I.F. - The weekend's here - and I'm a week closer to payday - The boyfriend is going skiing with his boys this weekend (he leaves tonight and promises to return in time for me to go to the Build-a-Bear Pink Poodle Party on Sunday.

Sometimes I wonder how he handles me (The Boyfriend), I mean there he is, a 40 year old professional whose girlfriend (Me) is still into kids toys and games...He's idea of a Friday night well spent is out with friends having a drink (or 10), and mine is - surfing the net, playing Monopoly online and (what I'll be doing tonight)playing "The Sims" on Playstation.(What are you - 10?)

I'm just not into the club scene anymore, it's like the same old thing... The only one of my friends that I enjoy going out with is always too busy with work and stuff - and then there's my roommate, who is an absolute club fiend - she's a sweetie, but the problem with going out with her is that she wants attention - and I don't, and when we go out - I have guys on my case, which may have been flattering a couple of years ago, but is frankly - just plain annoying now...the last time time I went out with my roommate, by the end of the night she was complaining that she didn't look that good - and she didn't really enjoy herself... She looked great, and I figure the main reason I was getting all the attention was coz I was a new face (the club we went to was one of her regular hangouts) But that's the thing - everytime I'm got out with her, it's always something... whereas when I go out with my girl (who's always working), we have fun, coz it's just us - it doesn't matter whether we get attention or not - hell the club could be empty and we'd still have fun and even if we do have people tryna pick us up there's no animosity if one gets more than the other - it's just us - out to have a good time - dancing and drinking and laughing ... No drama... I miss her, but such is life


So, in an attempt to be more active (or at least get out of the apartment more) I have put together a new schedule for myself for the next little while:

Monday Nights
Starting on February 2nd, 2004, I will be taking Improv classes @The Second City in an attempt to build up my Resume

Tuesday Nights
Ice Skating with The Boyfriend and his daughter (and possibly his father too)

Wednesday Nights
Starting next Wednesday (January 14th), I'll be taking Latin-Ballroom dancing classes with The Boyfriend

The Rest of the Week
Still undecided - possibly Ice-skating or Skiing with the boyfriend and his daughter on Thursdays and who knows what on Fridays.




I find the results of the above test interesting coz I share the same birthday with Mother Theresa



What one thing are you most looking forward to . . .

1. ...today?
Going to bed

2. ...over the next week?
Going for my microdermabrasion consultation

3. ...this year?
Getting a new passport land a role on TV and a billboard ad

4. ...over the next five years?
Starting a family, getting my Real Estate License and/or landing a major part in a movie

5. ...for the rest of your life?
Raising the kids I'll have.

Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: T.V. - S.W.A.T.


Which one and Why...

Friday, January 09, 2004 1. Britney Spears or Christina Augilera....why?
Christina - she has a killer voice

2. Justin Timberlake or Robbie Williams...why?
Justin - no question - I love the way he sounds

3. Beyonce Knowles or Jennifer Lopez....why?
Beyonce - girl can sing (and she is gorgeous!)

4. Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp...why?
Johnny Depp - he is sexy as hell (and he's a great actor!)

5. 50 Cent or Ja Rule.....why?
Honestly - neither or both - it's all for show anyway